Tuesday, 27 January 2009

Flatmates from hell ch. 2


Kitchen Demolition!
Originally uploaded by yoderism2
Flippin heck! I certainly know how to pick them. Or not, as it were.

After a recent incident of almost being shot by my flatmate Mr Vain with his recently acquired airgun, I came home this evening to find that he had taken a sick day off work (he keeps getting man flu) to... DEMOLISH THE FUCKING KITCHEN!!!

Yes, ladies and gentlemen, to no warning at all I came home to find that in order to install his new fridge and freezer (which I am guessing he failed to measure before buying), he has stashed all my food helter-skelter in boxes and deported it to the corridor by the front door, and removed about half of the kitchen units, blocking access to the old fridge where more of my food still lives, and the cooker.

I'm sorry, but I think this is totally outrageous! Am I being a cranky bint or is this a bit OTT? Fortunately I hadn't invited anyone over for dinner today! He even talked to me on the phone to borrow some DVDs from me earlier and mentioned nothing about the building site style kitchen awaiting me. Needless to say I couldn't cook any dinner (even the microwave has been boxed away for the occasion) so I am presently becoming more irritable by the second.

I have already asked Flatmate From Hell for some money off my rent this month, as I will need the extra cash to spend on meals out. Of course he raised his eyebrows (he is notoriously stingy) and wondered if I couldn't just squeeze in between the demolished kitchen units to cook some food at home. Riiight.

Oh, and don't even get me started on the living room... He has also removed all the books from the bookshelves and is rearranging, so one cannot comfortably sit there either really. I pay a lot of money to live in this place, and responded promptly by starting the hunt for somewhere else to live. Before I grab that airgun and shoot his arrogant ass.

More flatmate stories>>

House of flying daggers
Flatmates from hell Ch 1
Js flatmate attempts to kill us

Update: 2249 pm. Mr Vain has made progress in the kitchen and has pushed all the dismembered kitchen units to one end of the kitchen. He looks sheepish, and I can get to the cooker. But now it's late and I have to go to bed. Dr Karg crispbread for dinner. Yum...

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